sleepless nights and weightless days

TODAY
i woke up with appendicitis and renal failure (if renal means kidneys) and could barely eat breakfast because i was about to die or maybe just fall over in pain. then i was like LIZZIE THIS IS FUCKING RIDIC you probably just slept in a strange position for the 1.5 hours that you did sleep or maybe pulled a muscle you know weight-lifting since i do that all the time.
then i went to work anyway EVEN THOUGH my ankle was also swollen from a tiny ant that bit me yesterday even though I HAVE NEVER REACTED TO ANY BUG BITE IN THIS WAY BEFORE.
i immediately informed all of my coworkers of my imminent death that would occur sometime during my shift and none of them even cared because i say something along those lines at some point during about 50% of my shifts there.
I DIDN'T DIE. NO I AM NOT BLOGGING FROM THE GRAVE.
but i do have to go to work now again so i'll finish this later.... later