HEY YALL
you know what. life is really fucking awesome.
i'm so tired but i just had to BLOGGGG about... i'm not sure.
i don't really know anything.
i was supposed to go to sleep but i just wanted to hear this song so bad so i put on itunes and ended up here!!! HAHAH YES~!
ok.
"oh you got engaged, congratulations"
"why can't i give you my number"
....
BECAUSE I'M WAY MORE AWESOME THAN YOU THAT'S WHY>!!
plus i already have like 500 boyfriends. and i'm so busy always giving random guys blowjobs.
thats a metaphor.
i dont really do that yall.
but here's something that isn't a metaphor:
I GOT A CARDBOARD CUT... like a paper cut only 10XXXX HXC
its on my pinky and it fucking hurts.
and my brother just got a mohawk jacket for his BABY
baby baby baby boy.
i feel like i'm going to die everyday.
i don't really have 500 boyfriends.
i think this would be a good ending:
things cats do:
play when i'm trying to sleep
pounce on my feet
cough in my face
knock things off my dresser NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN
tear up my format posters
pull things off my bulletin board
.... oh but. this is not the ending... in case you thought it was, you would be wrong.
this is only the beginning.
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