i'm not sorry

for posting this on myspace first.. it is just too hilarious and what's funnier is i don't remember making it...

.........

This was unintentional.

I clean my room about once every two years, and I've been finding some pretty great treasures. For one, this New Years Resolution list that I don't remember making last year. Here it is...

New Years Res:
learn sign language
ride a unicycle
make stellar grades
be in a musical
kill at least 50 people with my bare hands
join a couple of gangs
get pregnant once a month (at least)
volunteer
learn how to cook
bond with Chuck
SURVIVE
live simply
remember: peace
get tattoos

And now that 2008 is over, I'm appalled to say I've only done three (four?) of those.

>>>>>>>

I'll leave it up to you to figure out which ones. Hint: no babies for me.

Now let me clean my damn room and listen to brand new