My brother's girlfriend reminded me of the super hardcore earthquake I experienced on my first day in California. Here's how it went down:
Approx. 11 am (actually I have no idea what time it was but 11 am sounds right) in Tim's bedroom in North Hollywood.
Earthquake: *rumble rumble*
Lizzie's thoughts (still confused from the time change and still tired from her stressful flight): wtf, why is my bed shaking? Tim is that you? oh great, an earthquake... please be dreaming... please be dreaming... please be dreaming... if I just lie very still I can pretend this never happened
Tim: Lizzie, wake up, we just had an earthquake!
Lizzie: Holy fucking shit what the fucking fuck
everyone else in the apt: OMG AN EARTHQUAKE OMG LET'S TURN ON THE NEWS
The end.
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