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I'm sorry but why is anyone shooting fireworks tonight? Is it a special holiday? No I don't think... well.... according to my calendar it is "Armed Forces Day" but this really doesn't need celebration! I hate fireworks because 1) they're loud and annoying, 2) they scare my cats and 3) I'm afraid one will come zooming through my window and blow up my bedroom.

There are other possible explanations for the loud booming noises. It could easily be a giant monster terrorizing the city such as King Kong, Godzilla, or the Cloverfield monster (or something like them of course). I really hope not and I don't know what I would do in that situation, which is lucky because I'm pretty sure it's fireworks.

Oh it just occured to me that this could be thunder? Oh... right.
Well that is bad also! These storms are crazy lately. I am happy that I live upstairs in case the whole damn street floods again. I would probably miss my car... and surely I would need to run downstairs to gather the pets and bring them up here with me... but it's unlikely to flood all the way upstairs. That is just absurd.. Lizzie, you are being ridiculous, and you should just go to sleep.