i miss this a lot

i've considered making this into a FASHION BLOG because well,

i hear its the cool new thing to do

and i am always so up-to-date on the hippest

coolest things

but what i'd really rather do

is post pictures of osiris

 

write amazing, heartwrenching AND heartwarming poetry

and make lists such as this one:

Things I Don't Like Very Much, Beginning with Each Letter of the Alphabet:

Artificial banana-flavored things like runts and laffy taffy and snow cones

Being out of shape

Crystal meth

Diets and being in the presence of girls who are on them

Empty milk cartons when i haven't even gotten enough for my cereal!

Feeling like i've forgotten something important

Going unfortunately slow uphill in my struggling vehicle

Hurting people's feelings

Internal organs

Jager-bombs

Kendra, the girl on E who laughs after everything she says and who does the ifly thing topless

Living in a frat-house environment lately

Mistreatment of animals

Not being able to fall asleep

Only doing things for the sole purpose of adding to your resume

Parking structures that could collapse at any moment

Quentin Tarantino's in-store event being sold-out at Amoeba

Raising Canes fried chicken

Strip clubs

Temperatures above 100 degrees

Unnecessary competition

Valentine's day

Words that sound like they shouldn't be plural but they are sometimes, like "trashes" and "persons"

X-rays in the middle of the night

Yelling out people's pastry order and they never come to get it, so i eat it because i mean, it's already been paid for, and then they come back hours later and say "where's my ____?" IT'S IN MY STOMACH

Zoophilia